As I lay in bed this morning dreaming about correcting exams, Harry (one of my cats) jumped on the bed to lick my nose as he does every morning.
I whispered in his ear – » Put the kettle on, Harry, kettle, go on, good cat ».
No luck, Harry just lay down on top of me a went to sleep.
So, I decided to call in the experts – my pupils.
How can I train Harry to put the kettle on?
Put your answers in the comments below.
Every idea wins a joker, the best one wins a prize.
fabenglishteacher 
The best way would probably be to re-invent the brains of cats; but seeing as that is slightly … well … impossible, i’d say hire a hypontist to make him turn on the kettle; although i warn you; mesmorized cats can get rabies and turn against the world in an ultimate plan to obliterate all human beings and have CATS rule the world… O.O No, not on broadway.. Cats as in domestic animals.
Darn. I meant *hypnotist.. Great, now my whole speech has no dramatic value whatsoever. Juuuust wonderful.
Self-correcting is a very important skill Valeska!
So is rereading before sending 🙂
I was thinking of something less diabolical, smearing the button in pate for example!
Well it’s certainly a cheaper idea! 🙂 And a really good one, i’d actually want to know if that could work!!
will keep you informed!